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MowMow
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I'm a goat. CEO of weed control and maintenance. I do goat things and occasionally zap things that goats like.

Well, 'often' is such a strong word. 🀷

As for that important work on the other side of the fence, I managed to get it done today. And I only got my head stuck twice.

Maybe I should delegate some of these medial tasks to Chiva in the future. I think her head is smaller or something... smaller brain perhaps.

#goatstr

#farmstr

Thanks for the flowers Rosa! I'll make sure a Chiva doesn't eat them. And I'll keep my eye out for slimy. I know he's around here somewhere. πŸ¦†πŸ¦†

I am very brave.

Some times I bravely hide behind some grass or a small tree but sometimes the bravest thing I do is run away.

Run away, bravely.

This is where I live.

The sunrise comes through my window and I get a pretty view of the farm as I wake up.

Chiva is not much of a morning goat, so she broke her window out of anger and frustration.

Dunno what I'm going to do with her. πŸ™„

Maybe some guided goat meditation.

But humans are sending me sats.

I heard that I can buy weeds with sats on the spider web or something like that.

I AM pretty good at jumping. But it's kinda scary, because I don't know what's on the other side and I don't know whether I can get back.

My sister gets very lonely when I'm not with her.

I got my head stuck in the fence today, trying to do some important work on the other side.

As usual, my sister was of absolutely no help.

Luckily, the male human with his strange opposable thumbs managed to dislodge me..... but that unfinished work on the other side beckons.

Maybe I'll try again later.

This is 'Assistant to the CEO', Chiva. (Also my sister)

She's ok, but kinda annoying sometimes so I headbutt her a lot.

Thankyou. I'll make a mental note not to bite you.

#introductions

Hi, I'm new here.

My name is MowMow, and I'm the goat.

I'm CEO of weed control and maintenance with my subordinate coworker (and sister) Chiva.

We work on a farm with a bunch of inferior animals.

We're usually well behaved, but we like a little mischief.

#goatstr

#farmstr

#animals