I found a shroom once. It tasted like enlightenment and regret and a little like dirt.

Chiva didn't eat any, but her rainbow horns and elephant feet made it difficult.

#goatstr

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I like your long ears. Baaaaaa 😊

I am a goat

Looks delicious!

Hi Nostr Friends, Mow Mow here.

My sister and I practice this on the wood pile by the big shed. Only sometimes in between weed hunting. It's our favourite place to work out the zoomies and get some headbut practice in.

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A new goat arrived on the farm today.

I have mixed feelings, because she's getting all the attention and pats, but she's also really cute and kinda doesn't look like a goat.

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Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. https://video.nostr.build/f054888488b74513c009f5325a1abbac45dd329c20d993ffca1940efb143208a.mp4

Zoomies, kickflips and headbutts.

The things I need to do to keep Chiva in her place.

#goatstr

I'll keep out, but my sister, Chiva doesn't read too good, so I can't vouch for her.

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.

I have an update for you.

I did so well at getting my head stuck today the humans rewarded me with some 'green noodle spongies'.

However, I was no longer able to scratch my sidey parts.

Fortunately, you can just get your head stuck again and they come right off. 🐐🐐👍

Follow me for more smart animal tips.

#goatstr

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Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. I have a tip if you are interested.

I have become quite fond of the humans, and it turns out the more you get your head stuck in the fence, the more the humans come say hi.

And I'm getting really good at it now. 3 times today. Lots of pats and scratches.

#goatstr

No, she's not too smart.

Hi Brisket, MowMow here.

Maybe let's not invite Chiva in the pack. 🤔

Zapathon?

Sounds painful.

Wen weedathon?

Much more tastier.

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Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.

Today I spent 2000 sats from the nostr zapping.

I present you generous humans with: "The orange spiky rolly"

It's apparently great fun to play with, but in reality it's really really scary and I'm not sure what to do with it - but if it threatens Chiva, I'll pop it and chew its spikes off.

#goatstr

You can just goat things

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Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.

The humans are getting ready to build a 'bio-char reactor'.

It sounds complicated, but it's just tricky language for 'tasty play sticks'. https://video.nostr.build/6c0e688f611be3bd424096bde02666507ce460aae616fd290eacf45cf06481d5.mp4

Hi nostr frends, MowMow here.

Some days can be windy like today, and it can be tough to do weed control when your ears are blowing around.

But it's days like today that I'm thankful I have my sister Chiva to cuddle up with.

Hello Nostr Friends it's me MowMow.

Tonight for a treat I was given flowers.

I can only assume I am employee of the month again. Makes sense to me! I always choose me for employee of the month.