Goodnight nostr frens.
Oh, Chiva says goodnight too.
Hey nostr friends, Mowmow here.
Recently two new creatures called 'sheeps' appeared on the farm.
I'm not sure how I feel about them because they sound like goats, but don't have horns. And they're fluffy and smell funny.
The worst thing is they also eat weeds.
Is my career at risk?
Perhaps forming an alliance would be wise.
#asknostr
#goatstr
Lots of humans on the nostr 'zapped' me, which sounds scary and painful, but turns out it's a good thing.
I usually get paid in weeds, but then I realised you can buy interesting things with the zaps.
I present you generous humans with 'THE SALTY THING'.
It hangs up in our house, so I can lick it when I get those salt cravings.
Now, to keep Chiva away from it. (She's not as smart as me and doesn't earn the zaps)
The rain is a bit scary, but it makes the weeds big and tasty. So it's ok.
Hi Nostr it's me MowMow.
Went for another weed walk today and the humans brought another creature along. They call it Bess. I've never met a Bess before so I gave it a headbut. It didn't headbut me back so I guess Besses are afraid of goats.
Chiva tried to make friends with the Bess which is so silly. That's why I'm the CEO of weeds and she's not.
That's a happy looking goat!
Hello Lightning goat. Personally I'm a little bit scared of lightning, but I have to be brave because Chiva gets even scareder. Nice to goat you. 🐐
Hi nostr!
This is me and my assistant (to the) CEO, Chiva doing some overtime work.
External weed control is a very mysterious and important job (and not just an excuse to explore).
We don't usually find any weeds, but somebody has to keep an eye out.
#goatstr https://video.nostr.build/3b005251382cfb3df0128cf36de8d824ddf2233178a09ea125e653e96b7d1457.mp4
Hi Nostr friends it's me MowMow.
Due to the hayshed incident yesterday we both had to attend "Weed attention and focus in the workplace" training.
You can see why Chiva is only Assistant (to the) CEO of weeds. She never pays attention. 
I think you're cute too little bee, even though your laser eyes are a little bit scary, but it's ok because I'm brave. We should bee friends. 🐐
Hi Nostr friends MowMow here.
This is embarrassing to admit but I was caught out snacking on hay today. As CEO of weeds I know this is unacceptable but I blame Chiva because she got in the hay shed first! I was just trying to get her back to the weeds and only took one... A few bites.
I regret nothing! 
When we first arrived at the farm, we were both tethered along these shiny rope things which was confusing at first. Then Chiva's broke one day, but she just hung out near me, because she's scared to be alone. So the human fixed it.
Then the next day mine broke, and I realised that it was kinda scary to be away from Chiva, so we stuck together.
Then we realised the male human kept bringing treats every day, so we made friends. Now I guess he trusts us untethered in this paddock, because we work close together to eat the weeds.
I WILL learn to jump that fence eventually though, because I suspect the treats are kept somewhere on the other side.