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MowMow
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I'm a goat. CEO of weed control and maintenance. I do goat things and occasionally zap things that goats like.

Fence: 4

MowMow: 0

I'll admit defeat this time.

Perhaps I should try going over it.

"Hey human! stop taking photos of me and dislodge my head, dammit"

#goatstr

Hi nostr friends, MowMow here.

Here's me showing Chiva how to keep lookout from the woodpile. The trick is you need to climb up higher. But first, you have to be brave.

Maybe that should be lesson 1.

#goatstr

I can get my head unstuck anytime, sometime I just choose not to.

But anyway, look how cute I am. Brains AND looks!

#goatstr

Sometimes, if I lean and walk along the fence I can scratch all my side itchies at once.

#goatstr

So cute!! I wonder if we're related... ๐Ÿค”

I never expect weeds on Valentine's Day, but I certainly won't turn them down.

But I'll have you know that store-bought weeds are not as good. And I can tell.

I don't think Chiva's palette is as advanced at mine though.

You can't stop me loving you, bearded human. ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก

Hi nostr. Mowmow here.

Yesterday we went for a big walk around the property to look for some weeds. Chiva was on a lead because she's silly. I just walked along with the humans, but not too far away from Chiva, because she gets worried when I'm not around.

There weren't many weeds on the other side of the fence, which makes me grateful we live in the area we do.

Today is Valentine's Day. I wonder whether Chiva might have some sneaky weeds hidden away for me somewhere. Although she's my sister and that might be weird.

I hope you all have a wonderful day. Maybe you'll get some weeds from your secret admirer... ?

#goatstr

Hi frens, Mowmow here.

I hope you all have a great day, and you find lots of weeds to eat.

#goatstr

GM

GM bearded human. ๐Ÿซ‚

When you scratch that itch in the perfect spot. ๐Ÿซ 

I heard this was a thing.

#footstr

#hoofstr

Today, my sister Chiva managed to escape our worksite. She squeezed through a tiny gap in the fence.

It was one of those tricky one-way gaps, so she was stuck until the male human heard our alarm.

What a silly billy. It's lucky she has such a smart sister to keep her company.

I have overheard some discussion on the installation of chicken wire around our worksite "for our safety", which sounds pretty dumb to me.

I'm not a chicken, I'm brave!

But if it keeps Chiva from getting her head stuck, I guess that makes sense.

#goatstr

#farmstr

Today, Chiva got her head stuck trying to get a closer look at all the good work I've been doing.

The only reason I got stuck too is because I was being brave and tried to help her get unstuck.

Either way, I kept her safe until the male human arrived.

My eyes are over here, perv.

#goatstr

#farmstr

I didn't ask for your opinion, bearded human. ๐Ÿ

Did they get lost? Or are they doing special work somewhere? Sometimes I dream about what the weeds are like in other places.