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ItsNic

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The normiest person on Nostr. Freedom maxi 🤗 #bitcoin

For my foreign frens, an explanation of the United Kingdom dominions.

The United Kingdom’s full title is “the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”

Northern Ireland, as the name suggests is the top right hand corner of Ireland that is still British.

Great Britain is the main Island of the UK and includes the countries:

England

Scotland &

Wales

We used to have an empire that was mostly acquired through war and conquest, but that’s gone now. However the countries that decided to forgive us, decided to form a commonwealth. This is a loosely aligned group of former territories, but now friends of the UK.

There are 56 independent countries that make up the commonwealth, with a population of 2.7 billion:

https://thecommonwealth.org/our-member-countries

I met an American girl recently and told her I was Scottish. She said "oh I thought you were British". I said, "i am" 😂

This is way Bitcoin needs to be kept a permissionless and trustless protocol, that any user can access regarding of location or background.

Absolutely 👏 Back then it was wikileakes payments that were being banned. And we know things have only gotten worse since then. I bet most normies would understand it if communicated this way. No jargon. Real life application 👏

This is how we learn though. Get your hands dirty and play with small amounts.

Also, plenty of techies here that are eager to help.

Also, no ‘normies’ would go through this and still be around. I hereby knight you non-normie 🗡️

Awww thank you, you're too, too kind. Get my hands dirty? They're fkn filthy!!!! 😂 And nostr makes me feel even more dumb 😂 Always learning though, and glad to be in such good company with all the gigabrains. Appreciate you 🫶

Unpopular truth: you need to feel like a loser to be a winner

Fax! A wise man once told me, even if you're number 1 at something, always act like you're number 2 coz someone else is snapping at your heels 👏

If transaction didn't go through you still have your coins.

Hey Jose. The balance still shows in my wallet but the pending tx means I can't do anything. Do you know if it will reject after a time? Or can it just remain pending indefinitely? Seems I've made an error and sent onchain btc directly to a LN address so I'm guessing it's just lost now? 🤦‍♀️

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This sounds like what I need. Thank you. Much appreciated 🫶

Link doesn't work tho 🤷‍♀️

El presidente Eloy Musketti

Next time try boltz. Swapping between on chain an ln.

http://boltzzzbnus4m7mta3cxmflnps4fp7dueu2tgurstbvrbt6xswzcocyd.onion/swap

This sounds like what I need. Thank you. Much appreciated 🫶

If you’re on nostr talking about sending onchain btc to lightning you’re pretty far from a normie 🫶

Oh you better believe I am! I was orangepilled years ago by someone who explained BTC to me in normie terms. I only met him once. Don't know anyone else irl who's a techie and ive fallen for every scam tou could imagine since then. A normie and their bitcoin is so easily parted 😩😅

TheBitcoinManual

We'll need more details! Come on spill the tea

Aww just another normie mistake on my end by the sounds of it. Didn't realise I couldn't send onchain btc directly to LN 😩

Then it's not a Bitcoin transaction.

If what you said is true: "sent BTC to Lightning", this can't be done:

https://bitcoin.stackexchange.com/questions/113752/can-i-transfer-btc-from-btc-address-wallet-to-a-lightning-address-wallet

Thanks Mike. Sounds like just another btc fk up from me

https://mempool.space/accelerator

Hey Mike, yeah it's not showing in the mempool

Oh wow. Never had that problem I think… but It’s been a while.

nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 could you help here?

Appreciate the help 🫶

I guess you could also send those 50$ in sats to someone you trust. And then that person can send you the sats via lightning?

I can't reverse the tx though. It's just stuck on pending. I suspect I just have to accept another loss. Aww the joys of being a normie in bitcoin 🤦‍♀️

Professional doubter here!

But what? You can’t download zeus? How?

Lord knows. I can download it but it's been synching every since. Deleted it and tried again with the same results. Been at 87% for days now

Check if your transaction has CPFP or RBF

https://themoneymongers.com/child-pays-for-parent/

Thanks tuco. So fkn confusing 😩 think I'll just take the L 🤷‍♀️

I doubt that you’re running your own node? Otherwise it would be possible with Loop aswell.

Maybe nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 could also help you out?

You doubt correctly 😂 And Zeus??? I've been trying to download that for about a week and it's still installing 😩 I'm not built for all this 😅

So you had btc on lightning as sats and you sent it to a bitcoin wallet. What wallet did you send from? And receive to?

No the opposite. I had in onchain and tried to send it to my LN wallet. Seems I made a daft mistake 🤷‍♀️

What wallets where you using? You might need to rebroadcast the transaction if it was too low in fees.

Thabks tobo. How do I rebroadcast it?

Do you have Strike?

No, just looked at installing it and see there's KYC. Is there an alternative?

I don’t think you’re able to do such transactions in all honesty? Could be wrong tho

Oh right...how do you add funds to a LN wallet then?

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