pls vote

1) bitchat without Tor (privacy danger): 3 MB

2) bitchat with old Tor (slower): 40 MB

3) bitchat with modern Tor (faster): 140 MB

Not in the mood to post anything.

Just in the mood to zap shit and chill.

An exclusive and authentic nostr experience.

🔥 Zap4Follow: High Stakes Edition 🔥

To the haters crying “scam”: relax, I’m the one zapping! 🤟🏴‍☠️

We’re at 278 followers, and we need to hit 300 by tonight.

To celebrate, 100 sats each for the next 22 legends who follow me.

I love Nostr. I love the people of Nostr.

And I love watching the haters lose their minds. 😘

Follow, repost, and let’s melt some brains! ⚡💥

#Zap4Follow #RoadTo300 #StayMad

Today is my nostrversary! Thanks for the awesome time and being such a great bunch 🤸‍♂️

To celebrate 2 years on nostr, I'm hoping to find more of you 💜

I'll give about ⚡️ 100 zaps ⚡️ to anyone who wants to reply telling me:

- Their favourite npub

- and why it's their favourite

Sorry, I know what you're thinking and it cannot be me... 😜 or you! 😂

#nostrversary #nostr #plebs #zap #zapathon

🚀 On the Road to 300! 🚀

Hey Nostr friends, we’re getting close to 300 followers! 🏆🎉

To thank those who support my journey, 100 sats for every new follower! ⚡💙

If you enjoy my posts and want to help, hit that follow button and drop a comment. Let’s grow together! 🔥

#Bitcoin #Nostr #GrowTogether

Any pleb need a zap?⚡️ 🤘

i "downgraded" to an iPhone 16e.

i’ve learned:

- always-on screen is dumb

- dynamic island is dumb

- camera button is dumb

- new modem is great

- one camera is fine

- magsafe is dumb

- titanium is dumb

- battery is great

- 60hz is fine

Checking if #zaps help gain followers on #nostr!

I would #zap 150 sats to anyone who follows me & repost this note with some quote!

Let me keep this open for next 24 hours!

#ZapCheck #ForFollowers

I've got 21k zaps to give away.

500 sats to the next 42 new followers.

Comment below.

Hello nostr 🫶🏻 this is my first post

DO NOT zap this note.

Absolutely DO NOT reply to this note because I WILL Zap you.

And for the love of god, please do not zap others who reply to this Note. I would hate to create a #Zapathon in this thread.

Trying to collect 1M 1000sat zaps from #nostr to prove to friends and family anything is possible and bitcoin does in fact changes lives.

99,999,999 more to go.

🫂💜