nostr:npub13fctl5g4h075fk68d26dvkvv2ex8fkggh4vfmrwz3g9p6mtm8pnsad57aw sumo wrestling time

translation for American audience:

i'm 6'4" and 275 pounds

my words carry weight because i'm 192 cm tall and 125 kg. if i'm talking to you, that's a lot of weight.

if she wasn't lying, my first girlfriend was a virgin and so was i.

she was the "sit inside at the computer" type so i think it was true.

also, some intimate experiences we had suggested that she hadn't been touched before. and neither had i.

she did some pretty bad things later on. heavy daddy issues. but i think you'll always remember the first one.

if she wasn't lying, my first girlfriend was a virgin and so was i.

she was the "sit inside at the computer" type so i think it was true.

also, some intimate experiences we had suggested that she hadn't been touched before. and neither had i.

she did some pretty bad things later on. heavy daddy issues. but i think you'll always remember the first one.

nostr:npub1gevxxlhawwjtk84qc3egq06043a5fd9387evkcrp5vza09g9u44qaq05dt it was really complicated to get Internet access in the early 2000s. i was as online 20 years ago as everyone is now. you're all a little late to the party.

nostr:npub1gevxxlhawwjtk84qc3egq06043a5fd9387evkcrp5vza09g9u44qaq05dt i remember tryng to get broadband access in apartments i lived in as a student and the landlords didn't understand it. now it's a red flag if an apartment has no amenities for Internet access.

nostr:npub1437d992cqszvsnzpuy7jnec2w90dk4tfj57echyahg6ffu9y9t2s9kranm it becomes useful if you end up in a relationship, because then you get really good at sex.

the female reproductive system (naughty bits) are a bit like if you replaced the testicles with an opening and the penis was really short.

while it's fun when a female plays with your testicles or corpus, the main objective is the glans penis, and in a female, this is the clitoris.

did i just commit cringe? probably. but it's just information.

the female reproductive system (naughty bits) are a bit like if you replaced the testicles with an opening and the penis was really short.

while it's fun when a female plays with your testicles, the main objective is the penis, and in a woman, this is the clitoris.

did i just commit cringe? probably. but it's just information.

nostr:npub124z8pt5hhww5hjpd6j3awmpj7ch9gf7dus287cwet7q7fkx5ualsazukhj brave for sharing both a personal story and a face. but it's good for you.

there's the kind of troll that's sadistic

then there's the more benign kind of troll, like a gnome who lives under a rock, who's just teasing you.

being smug about using Linux is childish. get over it.

nostr:npub1zpx2zl4ncfp56rdd5sf2vxkqul0jzsxxj68jc9cl25sjk0jhtgjqmkragr smug? ah, like a Linux user

the girl i had a short online affair with respected realness. in the "get real" sense. i like that. cut out the bullshit. get to the point.

nostr:npub1qu94at2mgjfrxz6h4n2lfq5v39pj7q7nkdvp908tnj77fuya3a0qrgwkf7 how deliberately vague of you lol

she decided that a relationship couldn't happen given the circumstances and it's the most reasonable breakup i've ever experienced. she was far too young for me, but very intelligent and mature for her age. like me, she was a #neurodivergent person. when i detected signs of doubt i knew to push the issue, so this saved some time. i don't regret one thing.

she decided that a relationship couldn't happen given the circumstances and it's the most reasonable breakup i've ever experienced. she was far too young for me, but very intelligent and mature for her age. i don't regret one thing.

i have several girl friends but i don't have a girlfriend.

english is weird.

my beard doesn't grow very fast or long. it just gets scruffy instead of long if i don't shave. but when trimmed, it improves the shape of my chin, so i keep it.