It did not move! Not much. It was just the pleasure of knots releasing tension that felt good

Yeah, I'd had a sports massage once from a guy so should not have been surprised. The happy ending was awkward but whatever right

The strongest!

Just had one of the best massages of my life. I got duped into a male masseuse but rather than make a scene decided to go with it and get some actual work done on my back. #winning

Can't actually read any of this too well through the sauna steam, plus I'm not wearing my glasses, but prolly right

Lololol almost missed that

All these threads are broken when I try to get into them from main feed

This is actually not that far from reality

https://video.nostr.build/2798b8a15d90c1dcca493dc68ac20f2af281b70c13aa86d4a0b6490502cd8165.mp4

I'm dying with mcds reposts rn 💀💀

Assistant to the founder*

Korg legit starting to spook me a lil

That's how I feel after going to that third party other night

Go Chefs!

Yeah, this was way better

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You suck, korg

Gucci Gang rides with ChatGPT

Greg needs to stop asking questions. L\/ 4life

Oh sheeyit puzzl, you made it in time. There's still a seat there between Mandy and Crystal. All aboard choo choo

Damn that's a good sticker pack.

It's more honest. Feels good to let go of the stay humble meme now and then.

Negative zaps!

I don't effing know man. It's getting a little chaotic ngl. Some sort of "Tron" whale is involved now. Not the crypto, just a confusing name collision

Much too much! It's clear why I'm the investment manager in the circle. Stick to... well, financing. Speaking of which, these guys wanna do a deal, but only if it's a bit bigger in size. Not exactly sure why, a lot of yelling in Chinese and Russian lol, these guys! So anyway, Can you deploy a bit more capital?

BITCOIN!

That's what I'm talking about! You gotta let it ride. Stay the course. I'm gonna double down my efforts and win!

Yes, and that's just the beginning. Got a big meeting for a liquidity acceleration partnership, whatever that means, coming up soon. Gotta shake off this hangover first though. Went to a party last night here in Vegas, then a second after party. Going to a third party might have been a mistake though. Third parties are a bad idea lol

Diabolical! And a bit creepy, but I'd do the same

In the meantime, I can store some ϟ for you. And you can even earn some yeild...

Very cool! I scarcely used the internet back then. What an idiot I was, missed out on all the early cool stuff

Just got to my room, the view is great! Small expense for the good nights sleep. I'm told a big celebrity stayed here recently 🤩I'll need to strike a deal tomorrow!

Oh wait... no. Try again

Too late. I'm the captain now

Zap it all to me before you tamper with anything. I'll hold it safe

You can do it

Yestr

lol that sets me up nicely for another AI "meme" I had lying around

(I'm wasting my life)

Excellent. You've likely seen more than me in that case. Keep your few hundred sats, you'll thank me later. Consider perhaps even stacking a few more ;)

A mirror?

It's Dwight Shrewt of The Office in his signature smug aside moment. Tell me you know the show

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