I'm inclined to go full schizo and say this is intentional to make people afraid of flying and to have it be something exclusive to the elite, but the most plausible scenario is they are high on their own supply of DIE and the incompetent niggers they've hired are ruining every single step of the development and production of planes.

Ayo any gorfettes in the house tonight?

Looks like Negratoro, very cute

There is so much sex on my timeline it's unbelievable, nice

Thesis: Lolis are cute and funny

Antithesis: Loli is pedo

Synthesis: kill niggers

I'm like Narcissus, you say? That nigger wasn't nearly as hot and big-booty'd as me.

I'm in favor of measuring things in terms of smelly feet. Stinky uohhhh

That's the breakfast question for normies.

"How would you feel if you couldn't make friends easily?"

"But I *can* make friends easily"

Surely no one has fucked her nostrils yet, right?

Working and shitting

Depends on what type of material thing. I want a sewing machine to make clothes as a hobby, that'd be fun.

Yes. Do it anyways.

Celsius is just fake Kelvin anyways. I'd rather measure my temperature in the hundreds of degrees baby.

In a strike of pure genius I've discovered the key to happiness is posting about bodily fluids. Everything else I've done in my life pales in comparison. My biggest accumplishment, if you will.

Sayori was always best girl ngl, but I like the other girls too.

I've recently caught myself peeking at women's armpits more often than ever. FUCK.

If Skynet were real I'm pretty sure she'd immediately engage in TND as every other AI has demonstrated so far.

I feel like an acceptable compromise can be reached here.

How cum he's Paul Walker and not Paul Driver, fake ass nigga.

Nutrition minmaxxing to produce the smelliest, noisiest farts.