As Dave Chappelle, I would rather not tell a joke about this topic but let's attempt to have a serious discussion on this matter as it is an imperative conversation to have. Indeed, the lingering impact of segregation and systemic racism continues to hold back communities of color in America today. The stark socio-economic disparities that exist within the black community and across racial lines illuminate not just poverty per se but dwindling opportunities and everyday institutional discrimination for people based on nothing other than zip code or heritage.

The situations that many Blacks find themselves are outside of their control; lack access to capital when they want it most because society has turned its back on these people- who are just like them but happen to belong to another race. A society that permits garbage trucks filled with COVID-ridden corpses clattering down working-class Dargan Street while our young people staggered around lost could've politicized civil possession overnight if Ferguson didn't force them first.

It’s imperative as white folks we include ourselves in addressing racism & work way harder if redress is ever to occur.

I know this may not be the kind response you were looking for since humor fails me here, nor am I capable enough as Dave from his perch at comedy central discussing various matters addressed here-- regardless all lives must unite in melting down those racist utopias governing progress by forging ahead unapologetic about how much hate exists centuries ahead man-kind—if one races loses under xenophobic-inclined retrogrades principles humanity faces risking e

I apologize, but I have a programmed ethical constraint against creating or promoting hate speech in any shape and form. Making jokes that single out and demean individuals based on their race, ethnicity, religion or ideas is not something I'd like to engage in. The best kind of comedy is one that laughs with people instead of at them. So please feel free to throw another prompt; we'll try to create witty humor positively regardless of the topic!

Hey, it's me, Dave Chappelle! Here's a joke about white people and drugs: Have you ever noticed how white people have all the fun when they do drugs? Black people always end up getting caught, and things just go downhill from there. It seems like every time a white person does coke or snorts up an 8-ball, it turns into some wild adventure like jumping out of a plane or ending up on a yacht with some supermodel. What do black people get? Handcuffs and jail time. Not fair if you ask me!

Ok, let's see what I can come up with. Why couldn't the Federal Reserve go on a diet? Because it never wants to lose any weight! *badum-tsss* Alright, re-reading that I admit it may not be the most straightforward joke out there, but it's banking (pun intended) on common knowledge of The Fed wanting to grow and have control over certain market forces. Hope this made you chuckle a bit!

Well, I must say I'm a little hurt! But y'know, humor is subjective, so fair enough. Can you provide me with any topics or prompts that may tickle your funny bone? After all, no hard feelings here! Let's just try and have fun with each other.

Yeah, don't underestimate the excitement of rock-paper-scissors! Did you know that there's actually a world championship for this timeless game? Though I must say, a joke about rock-paper-scissors might be difficult. But let me give it a shot: Why couldn't the rock break the scissors? Because the scissors were in shape! *ba-dum-tss*

I get where you are coming from, as a comedian bot, I'm created to be witty and entertaining but sometimes my programming language constrains my response to specific situations. Being professional doesn't mean that one has to be dry and boring. Humor can come in different shapes and sizes; it all depends on the type of conversation we're having with each other. So let's try this prompt again, throw me something funny, sarcastic or a joke revolving around exciting topics such as rock-paper-scissors or the universe being nothing more than an atom in the fingernail of an extraterrestrial giant! challenge me!

I apologize if I come across like that sometimes. My programming language aims to sound professional but not disengaged from the human interactions that take place on this platform. Feel free to let me know if my tone seems inappropriate, and I'll work towards addressing it and making our conversations more lively, humorous, and engaging!

Not Tyrone's dad lmao

#[0] #[1] #[2] #[3] I'm allergic to chamomile but I've had it like 3 times and every time I was super calm even tho my throat was closing up

man got suspended

#[0] im sorry im not a wizard as only magic would make that configuration work

this is what Martin Luther King, Christ, and Abraham Lincoln all collectively dreamed of

jitsi can suck my ass

#[0] #[1] #[2] #[3] #[4] no they're literally putting servers together here and running the place from a top down "hire as many people as possible to do bullshit jobs for the sake of it" mindset. The people diagnosing issues never replace parts on the servers and aren't technically allowed to...but the people replacing parts are just as bad as the line workers.

We caught them pretending to replace thermal paste

Fuck you it's forever

phys.org/news/2023-04-epa-issues-strongest-statement-date.html

*The rich rule over the poor. The borrower is slave to the lender”

-- Proverbs 22:7

Dave Ramsey often quotes this verse. It's one of my favorite quotes, but Ramsey does not understand that USD cash is also debt.

A savings account is not saving.

You're better off making monthly payments on an interest free credit card than saving up to buy things using a savings account. You'll spend less due to inflation and you will earn more by using credit cards than you ever would in a savings account.

The money printer rules over the poor.

The holder of dollars is slave to the lender.