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•Running 21M Communications (21m@primal.net) •Time there was and time there will be.

I'm a Merry Christmas Maximalist.

Stay frosty and stack sats.

If you're looking for a couple great books, read King of Dogs and then Crowbar by Andrew Edwards.

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Rumor has it that this guy was an 8th grade math teacher with a passion for theater. His wife, who was an English teacher, cheated on him with the football coach - so he quit his job and started a band. A few months later his friend called him who was in charge of booking talent for letterman and got him on when someone backed out last minute. And the rest is history.

https://blossom.primal.net/c2cbfeb9e79bcdbfdd65db0bd1fda5125dbcb71b642501e84ed7e830ccbd109c.mov

It's been a labor of love, but I am ecstatic to finally unveil my one of a kind elite, predator-specific training program. Years in the making, I have painstakingly researched and implemented the best methods known to the top ferocious feline into 7 easy to master moves. And it can all be yours for only 120 easy payments of $59.99 (preferably paid in bitcoin). Join today and discover your inner tiger!!

https://blossom.primal.net/5997c20232226d6f8b2b936476d3be5c42f3e28c628adce1d3ca39c8028d3f76.mov

“Everyone is born at the time that is best suited for his salvation.”

- St. Ambrose of Optina

"Your artificial meritocracy of Excel spreadsheets is propped up by millions of Americans with guns protecting you from the natural meritocracy of extreme violence"

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I thought we were boycotting banks this whole time guys.

Always love watching artists get into their flow state. Grimes is elite, actually.

https://blossom.primal.net/c7754d01193e55085d9051fb72819a10ba01e4d5db602705057e318b96f30cc2.mov

Been a fun weekend. Felt cute, might delete later.

"Honey! I sold the cat for sats!"

Have had the hiccups off and on for hours on end for the past day and half. Brutal.

https://blossom.primal.net/c7096ec40950fda130ffdcb848e4ba5a756e05b3f69321e7ec9890fab0a3e38e.mov

I've become so impatient with orange pilling people now that I usually frame it like this, verbatim.

https://blossom.primal.net/b7ce76862cea233ba9eaeeb034b8127352a3714960b5a4b4a242531c9b649aaa.mov

My accountant learning my portfolio consists of 100% magic internet money

28 years later was epic