What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one
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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
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What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.
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Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish.
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What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam!
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I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach.
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What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent
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What happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? You will Pi ss
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
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What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!
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What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
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Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs
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Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?
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How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer
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I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere
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Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.*
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