What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi.
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor
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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot.
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What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off
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You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow.
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There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while.
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Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can.
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What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!*
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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose.
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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook
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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State.
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Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!
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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
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What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi.
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What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.
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