What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku
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Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!
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If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!
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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!
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I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** _Even better... I've bought new pants!!!_
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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot.
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Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!
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If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European.
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I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me.
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Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously!
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I tried dolphin once...but not on porpoise.
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What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'
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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew!
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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks.
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What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
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Why did the cookie go to the gym? To get in shape.
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The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves lightly.
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What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam!
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