People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar.
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How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon
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A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows
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A pair of mittens says to a hat, "I'll stay here, you go on a head"
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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!
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What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet.
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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere.
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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp.
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How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it
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You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal.
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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.
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The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves lightly.
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I just invented a new word! It's called "plagiarism".
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Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?
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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it.
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What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer.
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Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers.
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What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore
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