How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.

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What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside

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Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives.

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What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest.

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What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment...

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What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex!

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What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.

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How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin!

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field

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What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf.

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Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!

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