What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
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Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it.
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How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!
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What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest.
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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead.
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I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer.
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I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs
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Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
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What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?"
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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key.
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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio
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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda-monium.
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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.
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I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer.
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What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!
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