What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!
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What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......
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Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a low battery.
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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles
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What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents...
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Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain
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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
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What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint.
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Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry.
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What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little "behind" in his work
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Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!
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Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore
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Why did the girl tree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy
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Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
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Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.*
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