What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe.

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A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?"

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless.

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Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!

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Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff

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Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head.

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I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere

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What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!

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I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright.

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A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: "'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!

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What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye

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I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer.

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There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while.

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What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice.

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Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain

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I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... "Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb."

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