What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee.
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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!
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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth
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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel.
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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee.
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Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left.
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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick
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How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos
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Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!
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Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her.
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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook
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What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated
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Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov-alone!
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud.
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