Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed

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What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam.

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Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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A red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned.

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Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!

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Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray.

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp.

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good.

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I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship.

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What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? Wonton

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!

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How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer.

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I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs

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