Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere

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What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

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What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

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Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field

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What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator!

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead.

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My friend says she's doing good but she means well

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Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte

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I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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My friend says she's doing good but she means well

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss

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I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s).

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I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink.

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends.

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud.

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An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didn't get a medal...

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