I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor.
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How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand.
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Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?
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Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
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Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?
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What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!"
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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? "Rhino horn?"
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My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam.
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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut.
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Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact.
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A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point.
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How do you call for a bath? With a Teletubbie.
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What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring.
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I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator.
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What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing
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