Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio
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What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic
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Ask your doctor if left is right for you.
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What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille
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What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor
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What did the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me.
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Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel
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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors."
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I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer.
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What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein.
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What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man.
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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder
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Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge.
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So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny.
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What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it.
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I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? To protect her grade.
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At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured.
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