What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope

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What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.

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If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? "It's stale, mate."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination.

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A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop.

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis.

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This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.

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Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse.

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How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know.

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth

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A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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Apple just released a brand new programming language called Swift. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo

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Why did the bird go to the doctor? He had a tweetment.

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