How do you stop a charging bull? Take away its credit card!

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There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not.

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What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!

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What is ISIS's favourite dessert? Terrormisu

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Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY

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Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School.

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When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless.

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Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious

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I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

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Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference.

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What's that coffee drink with ice cream? I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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