Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, "Nah, that's child's play."
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Why did the fox cross the road? It was chasing after the chicken!
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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere.
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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A Rabbyte!
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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air.
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We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there.
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What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon.
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Why was the owl afraid of radioactivity? Because it was made of Hootonium
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Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak...
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Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist.
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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook
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What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?
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Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents...
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A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere."
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So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?
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How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done.
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What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? "I'm cured!"
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Why did the football go to the doctor? It had a deflated ego.
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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed changing.
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