What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony
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Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#
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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious
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What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar
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I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat.
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I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head.
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Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish.
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My brother likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.
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What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut.
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What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!
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I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself
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What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er.
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When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear.
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Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!
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An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
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You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal.
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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag!
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What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank.
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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
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Why do librarians like the wind? It says, "Shhh!" all day!
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