Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.
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What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it.
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I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss.
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What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur.
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Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog.
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Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1
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What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes...
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Two bookworms were having a dispute across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."
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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction!
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Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs
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My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!
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Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it.
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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose.
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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.]
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Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium
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What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis.
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To reach the high school.
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What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'
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