If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork
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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee
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Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa
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What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!
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What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer.
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How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck
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The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof"
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
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I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler."
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What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot
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A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, "no, I'm travelling light. "
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Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
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I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't.
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What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer.
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!
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So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?
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