Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off.
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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold.
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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store.
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What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters.
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I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years.
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What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
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What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf.
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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf.
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A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.
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What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer.
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What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija-13
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Note for Santa: Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
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What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!
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What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off
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How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake
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Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix.
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How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer.
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