What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook
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Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy.
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How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet
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What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'!
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What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick
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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*
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I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble.
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What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy.
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Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.
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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets
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I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!
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If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say "I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."
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What did music tell the pancakes? B flat.
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I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you."
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What is heavy forward but not backward? **ton**
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A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'
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