I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer.
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Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine
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I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink.
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What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D.
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More retailers should adopt the "Leave A Penny / Take A Penny" system. It is literally, common cents.
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold.
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When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag.
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Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix.
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What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly.
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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!
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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? A New Hampshire
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What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? "COUS, COUS!!!"
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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
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A skelleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..."
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How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY
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What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!
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The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer.
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Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted.
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What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!
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