Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
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A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere."
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Two bookworms were having a dispute across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."
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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field.
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Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet.
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I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud.
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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved.
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"We don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: "I'll man the guns!"
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If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*.
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This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision.
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What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!***
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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi
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I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer.
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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
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What does Donald Trump call his rule list? The MAGA Carta
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My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business.
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I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere.
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