How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!
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What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee.
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
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So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?"
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Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing.
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What is heavy forward but not backward? **ton**
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What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
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Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical.
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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word
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How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane.
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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY
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What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?"
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I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator
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What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*
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If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork
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