What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray

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I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*

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What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion.

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness.

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious

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Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam.

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Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?

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Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste.

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I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow.

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What's that coffee drink with ice cream? I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one

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How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window

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How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY!

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Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*

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