Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man
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We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there.
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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.]
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a split personality.
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I knew this guy who would ask men at church, "is your tie made out of bird cloth?" *blank stare* "It's cheep, cheep, cheep."
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Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
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What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor.
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At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall.
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What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
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What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)
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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large!
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Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse.
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A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery.
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Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller
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X-post from r/jokes: "Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!" "Huh, strange. He's never done that before."
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