What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!
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Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!
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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
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What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.
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What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!
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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
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Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''
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Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY!
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Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex.
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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan!
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Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex.
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Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? "You gotta keep 'em desiccated"
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What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam
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Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze
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Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach.
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If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!
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Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights.
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