Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Two bookworms were having a dispute across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***"How's it hangin'?"***
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare-a-thon.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Why did the scarecrow go to the doctor? He had straw-itch.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny
Knock knock. Who's there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling!
- #zap this if you like to see more. #Joke #Funny