What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!
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What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle.
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How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks.
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Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive
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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*
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A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?"
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I try not to spend too much time online, but Wi-Fight it?
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Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!
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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?"
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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!
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what did socrates learn from the T-rex? i dino
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Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
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How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a split personality.
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