What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing.
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What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!
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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them.
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I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, "Steamed Crabs". I began to wonder: "What made them so mad?"
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What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!
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I knew this guy who would ask men at church, "is your tie made out of bird cloth?" *blank stare* "It's cheep, cheep, cheep."
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What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!"
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Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications.
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What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? Nacho Man Randy Savage!
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What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata
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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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Two bookworms were having a dispute across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."
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What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija-13
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What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar
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Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs
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What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
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