What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine!

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How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer.

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What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault.

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field

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what does Clark Kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos

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Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a page turner.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P.

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Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can.

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When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber

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Why did the banker leave his job? He lost interest.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!

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Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work.

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Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!

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