What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
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I would think you'd have to be open minded... to be a brain surgeon.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, "Nah, that's child's play."
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Schooner or later, sailors... engage in rudder nonsense.
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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel.
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An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didn't get a medal...
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What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies.
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What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!
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What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom.
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A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No. I'm travelling light."
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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase...
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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs.
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What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run Windows!
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Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School.
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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it.
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Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut!
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Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw
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Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way.
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