Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul.
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Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium
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Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks.
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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1
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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope
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What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!
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How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line.
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Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
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Why did the scarecrow go to the doctor? He had straw-itch.
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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? "May my thoughts be with them".
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Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10
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What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony
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What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty
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Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!
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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!
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Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10
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Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness.
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