I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' "quack, quack"
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows
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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets
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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein.
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I named my cat "Curiosity". He killed himself ... Nine times.
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You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes!
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Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar.
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Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!
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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!
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I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!
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What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk.
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What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official.
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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
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