A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination.
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What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi.
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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear.
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What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuudis!
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Never trust an atom They make up everything
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I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for?
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What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly.
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What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
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I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids! What is with ewe people!?
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What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!
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A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy.
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Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT!
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I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement.
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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!
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Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel
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Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos.
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How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #
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