Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!
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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish
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How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator.
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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C.
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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C.
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Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised addition.
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What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful
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What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring.
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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul.
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I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
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You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced
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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch.
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The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception.
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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!
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Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!
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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!
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Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it.
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What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard.
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