What do you call a t-shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top!
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What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!"
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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald
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What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine.
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Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents...
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Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now!
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This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!
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Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!
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Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
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Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
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Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants.
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Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted.
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Knock-knock... "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :)
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Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath
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Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs
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Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million degrees.
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WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!
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