Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!
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What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated.
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What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade.
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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless.
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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte
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My buddy the hacker took the quiz "What Beatles song best describes your life." The answer he got: "My Way".
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle
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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
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Never trust an atom They make up everything
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To reach the high school.
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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright.
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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? "That was a cloche call!"
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Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish.
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What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks.
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Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke
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How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path.
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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word
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What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
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A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No. I'm travelling light."
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