Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon
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There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called "Papal View".
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Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#
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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
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A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator.
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What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog.
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What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!
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What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank.
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What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor
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WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold.
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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!
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Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with
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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V.
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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
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